assclown

proper noun: 1- common unspoken synonym for sir or maam in a waiter's vocabulary
2- a graduate of the university of tennessee

yes assclown, i would be happy to bring your day-glo orange prison jumpsuit wearing cousin humping ass another lemon for your fat-ass overmedicated undereducated precious wife's sweet tea.

by richard todd July 16, 2008

assclown

somebody acting incredibly stupid or doing idiotic actions; usually verbalised in anger or frustration towards a person.

zayn- you're going to hit your head Jim
*jim does a backflip and hits his head*
zayn- I told you you assclown!

by mapleeggos October 14, 2017

assclown

somebody that acts like an idiot or somebody that is an idiot.Also somebody that looks like an idiot.
(made famous by wwe wrestler,Chris Jericho)

That assclown doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
That assclown betta not start somethin'.
Look at the gear that guy is stylin in, he looks like an assclown

by T'Kwik May 23, 2005

assclown

An noun refering to ones boss, who lingers around the office preventing one from participating in, and enjoying the internet or e-mailing friends while at work. They think that said person should be "working".

phillychik hasnt been around today on the boards because "assclown" is hanging around the office.

by Jor-Juh Assclown November 29, 2006

assclown

krispy hitting his own team mates with frags and doesnt even say sorry.

solidus calls krispy assclown for hittiong him.

by solidus51 October 26, 2008

assclown

1. a formidable intellect.
2. a handsome and credible reviewer of popular music.

Some people refer to me as an assclown, and I consider it a compliment.

by jackrudy September 28, 2006

assclown

Someone who makes pointless comments and is always mad about the small things. No make up is neccesary to be considered an assclown, Although blond hair helps.

That Cara, she such an assclown.

by crasarfdsa June 26, 2007