Assange

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

by Ninjastar7 January 17, 2011

Assange

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To walk whilst holding a glass of wine.

"I assanged at a 45 degree angle accross the grass."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

double arsage

Relating to someone who has a great arse, but their underwear is too tight, creating a second arse at the top of their thighs (guilty as charged)

Front-on vision:
Guy 1: "Dude, check out the talent at 12 o'clock"
Side-on Vision:
Guy 2: "WTF?! She has double arsage. That's not cool, man.

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

assange

To publicly expose against the subject’s wishes.

“When the magazine assanged embarrassing instant messages from Mark Zuckerberg’s college years, his motives for creating Facebook were called into question.”

by greatislander December 23, 2010

You're like Assange

Phrase that's in use since Wikileaks incident and it's used to make person who's reinventing hot water to shut up.

Two 6yo talking
A: Girls have vagina
B: Haha, you're like Assange!

by NekiTamoLevi January 3, 2011

assuager

The God of advice giving.

Assuager, I fucking love you. Have my babies.

by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008