ass jacket

one who realizes he is an ass and thrives at it

Gene is an ass jacket.

by MiaFreeya October 8, 2007

Ass Jacket

Pants

Get your ass jacket on, and let's go.

by Leaneagh January 1, 2015

ass jacker

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

ass-jacket

1.a person's whose ass you want to kick and/or a trick ass-ho. 2. someone who is dumbfounded in a very obvious situation that you find annoying

1. "here he comes! watch me trip this 'ass-jacket'!"
2. ashley: "1+1=2?"
david: "duh you 'ass-jacket'!"

by mcfreshbeats November 15, 2005

Ass Jacket

Laying your penis in another man in an upside down position while masturbating him to orgasm.

Tom enjoyed having Jeremy give him an ass jacket because it gave him a furious orgasm.

by Fab freddy getting fingered May 29, 2003

Ass Jacker

A device used to lift a heavy ass. Used when an add is too heavy to lift by yourself.

"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"

"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!

by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

Ass Jacked

to unwillingly participate in the act of anal intercourse, or, to have your shit pushed in,

my homie went to prison and got ass jacked!
man i think someone ass jacked me at that party the other night

by niggjoo January 30, 2006