Fake ass mother fucker

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.

Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021

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smart ass mother fucker

Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.

Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.

Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.

by the cool Ratman April 10, 2007

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Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker

(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)

(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.

Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!

by Scott Davies January 10, 2008

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there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020

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