assmunch

someone who likes to eat assholes.

mike: i have to go to work today.
john: oh really? what do you do.
mike: i munch asses.
john: oh so your an assmuncher?
mike: yup.

by imammesofuckyou August 30, 2009

Ryan "assmunch" Andras

Famous guy in japan who is known to have the smallest dick known to man kind and a few species of monkies.

Dude omg did you see that guy? He just pulled a Ryan "assmunch" Andras.

by JDM 92 August 28, 2008

assmunch

someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....

This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .

by silveradoboyjoe June 19, 2010

assmuncher

matt hyndman

what's that assmuncher's name?
why its matt hyndman the original assmuncher!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

assmuncher

Louis Martinez

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

assmunchingpig

A person whom you don't like.

Stewart is a real bastard, no! I'd say he is an ASSMUNCHINGPIG!!!

by chaddficious July 24, 2003

assmuncher

A type of person who is a complete asshole but in a different type of way.

A friendly asshole.

Mike- Omg bob is such a fucking assmuncher

Chris- yep

by Spongeboob January 28, 2016