ass gobelin

One who likes to gobel ass.

Why are you such an ass Gobelin?

by Captain Fucking Awesome September 17, 2013

Ass Goblins

When you shit and you swear you hear your poop snickering...

Oh I've got to poop!*POOP* *SNICKER* Oh those damn ass goblins!

by Tom the a$$hole July 1, 2008

Ass Goblins

people who love to gobble the ass

i think i am going to gobble her ass

by anthony smith September 10, 2003

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

Ryan Gosling-Lookin-Ass-Nigga

Sexy, Good looking, A dude who dresses really nice and also look very handsome just like Ryan Gosling

"Dude look at that Ryan Gosling-Lookin-Ass-Nigga"

"Bro you look fly as fuck like a Ryan Gosling-Looking-Ass-Nigga"

by the321boy January 15, 2013

Assgobblin

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.

Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

assgoblins

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys

"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"

"those assgoblins had massive balls"

by Natalie December 8, 2003