Awking

Walking in your neighborhood during the Coronavirus pandemic, which includes awkwardly and suddenly moving to the other side of the street constantly because people are not 6 feet away from you

I went awking earlier to get my steps in 🤦🏻 ♀️

by Jensmo March 25, 2020

Ashington

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.

On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.

by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

Asoingboing

The response to something utterly disgusting, weird, or fucking dumb

Preston: I really want to have sex with Spider-Man and get that spidussy.
Mark: What the FUCK. That's an asoingboing.

by Asoing22 December 19, 2021

asoingbob

Spongebob and patrick when they stole sandies hair.

Asoingbob when they stole sandies hair

by Oatrick November 29, 2020

half assing

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.

Many college students are half assing their way through classes.

by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011