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Assalanche

A massively destructive wave of stupid people or bad decisions, usually in the workplace.
"I was having such a great day, then it was blotted out by an assalanche streaming down from the manager's conference room. What we in the north country call White Death."
by W2 June 19, 2008
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Ashálin

These are close relatives of apes that resemble brothers but give them a chance and they will reduce to tears with various jokes and imitations. Ashálins are often found studying Dramatic arts at University Level.
That Ashálin is hilarious
by SeSiTeR November 23, 2011
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Assalanche

When a large number of attractive females enter a room.
"Daaaaaaamn son! Look out for the assalanche that's coming through that door!"
by Feralwinky November 25, 2009
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Ashaan Sen

The best human in the world, an Ashaan Sen is very sensible and smart.
by Thebitchradiationcure February 23, 2021
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assalanche

A massive bowel movement that bowels out of you much the same way an avalanche slides down a mountain destroying everything in its path.
Guy 1: Dude you blew up the toilet, what did you do in there?

Guy 2: It was an assalanche, what can i say?
by chumpfong July 15, 2009
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assalanche

When you have to poop so bad, that your ass hole just opens up and the poop flows out.
Rachael had a really upset stomach today and went she finally went to poop she had and assalanche.
by Lucas N. May 5, 2007
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Asalane

. A beautiful girl who is stunning and completely attractive . Asa-lane always smells like flowers . Her hair is perfect all of the time , it's like magic . If you are a guy , you are in love with her . You adore her . If you are a girl . You are a lesbian bc well asa-lane . The first thing you notice about Asa-lane is her eyes . If your name is Asa-lane , you have a great ass , but thats a good thing and only one of the appreciated features of Asa-lane . And Omg the sense of humor on this girl . Asa-lane is Clever, funny, screwed-up, and dead sexy . Although she is probably blonde
Your day just went from terrible to incredible? Asalane must have stopped by .
by everyboody June 14, 2014
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