Surprise, Arizona

One of the shittiest, most depressing places to live in Arizona. Boring as all hell.

Surprise, Arizona is lame as fuck.

by Longrod Von Hugendong III July 30, 2012

Arionna

A girl who is mean and angry for very good reasons she has violent outbursts when little things aggravate her but is nice and understanding to the people who were cool enough to get to know her. She is also full of rage and if you do one thing that seriously messes with her you will indeed regret it she will go out for revenge and you will never see it coming.

"Yo i know you didn't just mess with Arionna"

" Man she gonna kill you"

by @WordUp February 11, 2014

Arizona Speedbump

You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

by charles wilson March 23, 2008

Arizona Pinstripe

These are horizontal scratches that run from the front fender to the rear quarter panel. These scratches are frequent when off-roading in the Arizona Desert.

When I was driving down a dry wash, I got Arizona Pinstripes when I got too close to the bushes.

by "Big" Chris October 5, 2006

Armond White

An Armond White is somebody who disagrees with you/others/the establishment purely to get attention. Similar to a Devil's Advocate, but instead of advancing an argument, the Armond White just wants to annoy you or feel rebellious.

Named after the movie critic Armond White, who hates films like "Slumdog Millionare" and thinks "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is a, quote, "modern classic."

Can be shortened to just Armond for a more obscure reference.

"Are you kidding me? The Beatles suck! Vanilla Ice is MILES ahead of them. Have you even listened to music before?"

"Fine, Armond White, be that way..."

by PopCultureReference November 1, 2009

Armond White

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009

Arizona Diamond Dick

Where you pass a kidney stone in a girl's mouth while getting a blowjob.

Cody: "Hey guys, I just found out i have kidney stones."

Aaron: "You should give your girlfriend a Arizona Diamond Dick."

Cody: "What's that?"

Aaron: "Its where you pass a kidney stone while your girlfriend gives you head."

Cody: "That's disgusting!!"

Aaron: "I know."

by Doughboii_Swagg January 16, 2010