Shah (The Ark)

A Frequent caller and character of the Richard Burnish - Ark Show, know for his fascination with Toad Sandwich and crashing truck, he most often calls in about how big a load Richard can take in the rear.

Shah (The Ark) proudest accomplishment is delivering food and drinks for ArkCon2021... A job he never completed as he crashed his truck.

People never invite me to stuff, that's why I became a hall monitor. - Shah (The Ark)

by Znie August 17, 2022

Ark: Extinction

A map for Ark: Survival Evolved. Only for experienced players.

Known to be the last of chapter 1, with chapter 2 beginning with Ark: Genesis.

"Oh.. Oh! It's loading! I love this music!! Especially Sunken Forest OST Ark: Extinction!"

by hotsun2015 November 24, 2019

Ark Niner

fucking fat sack of shit

you are a ark niner
man fuck you

by pooman42 June 4, 2023

McNoah's Ark

A sandwich at McDonalds consisting of a McRib, Double Cheeseburger, and McChicken sandwich all smashed together into one.

Oh man, you're really gonna eat a McNoah's Ark?

by SpikyRat November 26, 2010

noah's ark

australian slang for shark

i saw a big noah's ark at the beach the other day!

by Stoner2 November 13, 2007

State of the Ark

1. Any item that is new or technically advanced.

2. A new building in a community that is vastly superior to all other buildings already present.

The university is building a state of the ark scoreboard in the stadium.

by Philo Beddoe February 5, 2010

Hop on Ark

Short term for rough anal and oral sex with 5 men and a dinosaur.

Man 1: yoo you wanna hop on ark?

Man 2: yeah sure but we gotta wait for my dad to sleep.

by sinom March 19, 2022