apostro-fail

-n- an incident involving the incorrect usage of an apostrophe. Normally occurs when confusing the possessive and contractual form of "its/it's."

Bond: Making fun of 90s pop culture items has become it's own internet meme.

G$: evidently, so has the apostro-fail

by TJO April 10, 2009

apostrophobia

Fear of the misuse of apostrophes when added to the plural version of a word, especially an acronym.

I have a recurring nightmare that in the future I will be the only person in the world with apostrophobia: everyone spells the plural of PC as PC's.

by baspring June 19, 2009

apostrofag

Anyone who puts an apostrophe (') in front of his name on Facebook. Usually done so that her name appears at the top of everyone else's list on Facebook chat.

Online:
'Liam
'Shelby
Alex
Amanda
Brian
Christine
...

Liam and Shelby are apostrofags.

by a$hsssssssss May 15, 2011

apoti eri

APOTI ERI is a special person with a very rare yorubaname which means Ark of Covenant/Testimony. The name means A Carrier of God's presence.
Apoti Eri is an ardent lover of God and people. He sees and wants the best for everyone. Apoti Eri is an optimistic individual with an aura of positivity and joy. When you see an Apoti Eri, you see someone who has gone through thick and thin and is still smiling because he's confident of the God he carries within. He has nothing to fear.

Don't mess with that guy oh, he's an Apoti Eri.

by Victor King February 4, 2020

psychosis apotheosis

A term referring to the highest level of craziness recently shown by the 45th POTUS.

We may have started to witness the true psychosis apotheosis as his extraordinary untruths continue to unfold and multiply.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

Oxford Apostrophe

A polite way to describe horrendous misuse of punctuation.

"Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.

by MasculineToiletGuy December 7, 2018

AppStoreBore

A friend, colleague or family member who goes on and on about the iPhone Applications and AppStore.

Don't get me wrong I love the iPhone and the Appstore as much as the next man, however, I met an old school mate in the pub the other day. We had loads to catch up with but just as we sat down he whipped out his iPhone and showed me his 325 applications. Turned out he'd become an AppstoreBore.

by mattgod66 January 27, 2010