Alstead

A small town filled with funny people and sexy people!

Danny is so sexy and funny! Do you know why? It's because he's from alstead

by nikki19977123 June 18, 2011

Amsterdamateur

Someone who journeys to Amsterdam to partake in the usual activities the city is known for, but ends up not being able to handle it. Resulting in the person being in a worse state than when they arrived.

Did you hear what happened to john on his stag weekend? Visited 4 cafes at the end of his pub crawl of 13 pubs and fell into the canal! what an amsterdamateur!

by jdgls November 15, 2011

Amsterdam uppercut

A fisting speciality offered by women who work in the red light district of Holland's favourite city.

Trevor walked back to the hotel with a limp and a smile having been on the receiving end of an Amsterdam uppercut from Oxana.

by Mike the sailor February 27, 2014

Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function

Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!

by dgk1704 July 6, 2010

Amsterdam (Damsco)

All names are named by dutch city's (brooklyn-breukelen)
and the dutch made your biggest city New York
weed is here for young and old and high until we die
thug love for Bone Thugs N Harmony See You fly high down here Let Loose Tha 5th Dawg

Amsterdam (Damsco) Is Were We come From

by AmsterdamRepCentralCanalsJordaan September 24, 2005

Amsterdam Oven

(n.) Similar to the Dutch oven, but replace the fart with the action of smoking weed with friends/enemies under a blanket.

Sweet dude, I really enjoyed blazing up that pot of conversation the other day in your Amsterdam oven.

by Just2DudesLooking4GoodTime April 24, 2010

Amsterdammertje

In the Netherlands we call a 0.25cl glass of beer, an Amsterdammertje. a fluitje is 0.19cl, Amsterdammertje is also known as vaasje, which means little vase litterally. Different sizes of beers have alot of different names in the netherlands.

Guest @ bar: hey, one amsterdammertje please.

Bartender: Amsterdammertje? whats that?

Guest @ bar: same as Vaasje

Bartender: Aahhh, how did I not know that im so stupiddddd... 3 euro's please

Guest @ bar: Are you fkin kidding me why so much

by Reddiebombastic February 21, 2011