Amblance

Usually in the deep south, redneck or black person with fewer than 10 teeth what they would call an AMBULANCE.

Redneck 1: Yo dun shot my cuzzin!

Redneck 2: Betta call da amblance!

by OneHairyGuy July 13, 2009

ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.

Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.

by Madigan90 December 21, 2016

Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example, a chocolate on an ambulance for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance. The treats are usually left on the windscreen or door

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake.

by Emmac24 November 15, 2020

call an ambulance

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.

Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

ambulinecrophobia

fear of the walking dead

After playing Resident Evil too long, Billy developed ambulinecrophobia.

by xamick January 14, 2008

ambulance chaser

1. a lawyer who rushes to the scene of an accident in order
to get the business of anyone who was injured

2. any lawyer(derogatory, also a rude term of adress)

Stupid ambulance chaser. When will they ever get off of my ass.

by Light Joker April 4, 2007

Ambulance Chaser

(n.) 1. Lowest-tier personal injury lawyer possible. Shows up at the scene of accidents/hospitals because he/she has no current casework, and probably no legal expertise, let alone being able to afford an office to work out of.

2. Zombie/Vampire/Necropheliac- cult follower looking for blood/medical supplies/cadavers -- the weirdest people in the entire world.

3. Any lazy or undermotivated individual persuing a half-baked get-rich-quick scheme.

The ambulance chaser showed up in the hospital emergency rooms with business cards that had been printed on construction paper

by Al. October 10, 2003