Contra Alto Clarinet

Contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. They are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome bass section. They're way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are.

Crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get VERY excited.

Contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. A reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. A reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.

Since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. It makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. You dominate the whole band.

Wow, what instrument is she playing? Oh thats a contra alto clarinet.

by crazy clarinetist August 2, 2010

Almost Heaven...

When someone starts this song. it will create a temporary peace as everyone fighting and yelling sing along to this wonderfull song

West Virginia....
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

*Physical Fight happening between a large group of Teens*

Bystander: Almost Heaven...

*All kids stop fighting and drop weapons, fists, and biting.*

Kid 1: West virginia

Kid 2: Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.

Kid 3: Life is old there, Older than the trees!

Kid 4: Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

All kids sing together: Country Roads, take me home, to the place I belong, West virginia, mountain mama.

Bystander: Take me home...

All kids Together: Country roads

by i am so epic 2007 February 26, 2019

shallow alto

A city about 30 miles south of San Francisco on the peninsula which is touted as having the highest percentage of shallow peoples in the San Francisco Bay Area. Most of these folks are neuvo riche, self-entitled, narcissistic, .com transplants from out of state and more often than not, from out of the country.

Our neighbors that have a new Tesla live in Shallow Alto but we live in Palo Alto with our 1980's Toyota Pickup.

by booobies January 1, 2015

Altoona

A town in Pennsylvania that people from out of town call quaint and people from the area know it as hell. If you take the bad part of a small city like Pittsburgh that is roughly the size and appeal of Altoona. Yes, the best definition for Altoona is, other than the metropolis of Blair County, a town with the largest drug problem per capita of any city in Pennsylvania, and the highest depression rate. Though, Johnstown was deemed the most depressing city, it was only because the people in Altoona were far too depressed to get out of bed and vote. Furthermore, Altoona is the only place on Earth where drive-by shootings are so pathetic a person can fire fifty bullets into a car and cause no damage to the driver.

I thought about going to Altoona but decided casturation seemed more appealing.

by Leeward December 10, 2007

Allosexual

Allosexual is a term used most commonly in the asexual community to refer to someone who is not asexual.
Someone who is allosexual is someone who experiences sexual attraction.

Commonly shortened to allo.

Jack: I think I'm sexually attracted to Jane
Jill: you must be an allosexual then.

by LittleMissAce July 28, 2014

Almost 21

The age at which you are not yet legally allowed to drink with in the United States.

Your almost 21 let's go to mexico.

by RMracer October 9, 2008

Alosha

A really Russian name, only real Russian families name their son Alosha, having this name makes you hotter than a toaster and gives a +10 to all stats

You meet that new Russian kid ?
Yeah he’s Alosha, hotter than a toaster !

by uknoUto November 27, 2021