Alexsexual

When someone is only sexually attracted to people or things named Alex, Alexander, Alexa, Alexis etc.
This does not mean Alexsexuals cannot develop crushes on other people, but that they only want to fuck with people named Alex

Person One: "Damn that guy looks really hot, don't you just want to have sex with him?"
Person Two: "I agree that he's cute but I just couldn't imagine that. I'm only sexually attracted to people named Alex."
Person One: "Oh, why?"
Person Two: "Its because I'm Alexsexual."

by ~A Person <3 September 21, 2022

alexei

alexei is a short dickhead, who pulls no bitches
his entire personality is about his height, and he makes fun of people that aren't tall
he is an asshole

person gets in fight with alexei:

person: fuck you

alexei: you're short

by m$ms September 27, 2022

Aleksein

guy with ADHD who likes eating and spends most of his time listening to YouTube

Damn that Aleksein has ADHD

by Nmori February 25, 2023

Alexsis

Someone who plays overwatch and eats everything in her path

Jesus is that Alexsis?

by Buhtry April 3, 2024

Dirty Alexei

When you ran your penis into a girls belly button, before fingering her earlobe and smelling her thighs, furiously screaming "yes mommy" and moaning.

I was so horny last night I pulled a dirty Alexei on my girlfriend.

by NutLord03 September 1, 2021