Alba Baptista 

Actress and Chris Evans wife who has play a lot of roles where she is usually a teenager who gets involved with older men and who loves to look at what people are saying of her online and rubs elbows with racist and nazi lovers.

Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie Amelia´s children?
Who is that?
She is Captain America's wife.

Alba Baptista by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024

She's no Jessica Alba 

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.

Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."

She's no Jessica Alba by lyssaloo July 12, 2009

Saor Alba Gu Brath

Free Scotland Forever

Saor Alba Gu Brath

Saor Alba Gu Brath by Bertie Boy October 11, 2014

linea alba

an anatomical feature found in virtually every molecule, cell, tissue, organ, and organ system in the human body.

(In cadaver lab with a probe pointing to a structural feature of the heart)
Instructor: "What is this structure?"
Ben: "Linea alba!"
Instructor: "Very good"
(Instructor points to a structure in the brain)
Instructor: "What is this structure?"
Ben: "Linea... alba?"
Instructor: "Excellent! You are officially the BLG. Can you teach a class??"

linea alba by KhafeKhoon November 23, 2010

Quercus Alba 

god

All hair Quercus Alba our lord and savior

Quercus Alba by The SQUIP September 23, 2021

tyto alba 

The scientific name for the Barn owl

Tyto alba is the barn owl, they don't hoot like typical owls.

tyto alba by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014

The Alba Defense 

A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.

Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.

Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.

Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.

Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!

The Alba Defense by Bugsy McGee June 1, 2011