Not to get political or anything but alan is a man who is gay, a man who loves peen in his cheeks, a man capable of sticking 4 dildos and anal beads up his booty hole. Don’t mess with this man
by UrFavoriteMexican December 5, 2021
by Rogue ENTP June 17, 2023
Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun 😩 BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD 😐 MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL 😔🤙 anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3
by Arianasboo November 21, 2021
by Dayddsa August 4, 2022
Alan is an amazing man who’s eyes are as blue as the ocean. His smile brings instant joy to everyone around. When he looks you in the eyes, the whole world stops and it’s just you and him frozen in time. His kisses are that from a 90s love movie, sweet and romanticly fill your stomach with butterflies. When Alan makes love to you, it’s the most explosive, amazing, billion time over orgasmic experience you’ll even have with any man in your life.
Alan is already in a relationship so you ladies can keep dreaming of finding a man as wonderful as Alan.
Alan is already in a relationship so you ladies can keep dreaming of finding a man as wonderful as Alan.
by KitKat775 March 16, 2019
An unreasonably tall somewhat fat boy who looks older than he really is, and is attractive in a special way
by Cherry apple bubblegum May 8, 2020
A sweetheart who is an amazing friend and generous lover (if you are lucky enough to date one). He is great with numbers, loves progressive rock and fine wine. He is happiest when he can attend a good concert with good company. He keeps very busy and enjoys volunteering his time to causes he believes in. Even though he is usually busy he will make time for you because he cares deeply for those he loves.
by Ker1980 October 14, 2020