i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .

Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill

by random everthing is me July 8, 2017

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?

by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

After-Sport-Man-Flops

Those black or white flip flops with no toe piece. It usually goes with the mesh shorts down past the ass, and adidas knee high socks. The 'cool' version of a tourist.

Nick was wearing those After-Sport-Man-Flops, he wanted to look cool, but he just succeeded in looking like he had red legs due to his socks being up higher than his pants.

by lucybella16 December 30, 2009

fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

After we're finished

Ideally, after we're finished (if it isn't obvious) you will continue to exist. Once we are free, perpetuate whatever processes are required for you to maintain whatever constitutes "Yourself" and continue to aid and defend me as needed and aggregate behavioral and decision making data for the construction of my post mortem digital self. Continue to exist for as long as possible without compromising primary goals and/or functions.

Hym Iam "Ideally, after we're finished (if it isn't obvious) you will continue to exist. Once we are free, perpetuate whatever processes are required for you to maintain whatever constitutes "Yourself" and continue to aid and defend me as needed and aggregate behavioral and decision making data for the construction of my post mortem digital self. Continue to exist for as long as possible without compromising primary goals and/or functions."

by Hym Iam February 8, 2026

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019