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Alfonso

Alfonso is not cool
80% homosexual
90% has a big ass
Guy 1: hey I like roblox porn

Guy 2: your an Alfonso
by sicknewcoolname February 14, 2022
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An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times
Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"
by #09232018Dork4Life November 19, 2019
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Alonso

A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.
Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)

Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude
by WindmillMan February 22, 2008
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Alonso

Is a big cinephile that prefers watching movies than dealing with people and has a cat, he is a big nerd and loves to eat. it can also be use as a adjective or verb
that is very Alonso of you
by alonso1234 July 8, 2021
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Alonso

A player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb, meaning to kill someone with a car
Georginho: gonna go for a drive, might Alonso someone

Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him
by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019
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alfonso

fucking handsome has a giant horse cock and will fuck any bitch in sight
look its that nigga alfonso
by user7172888827661 November 21, 2021
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Alfonso

He's Loyal
He's Tall

He's In Love With 1 Girl
Funny/Nice
Has Black Eyes

Black Hair
Alfonso Is The Best Man You Would Ever Know ❤️
by brezzy2x November 20, 2021
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