Amsterico

A small city in upstate New York that official name is Amsterdam but is inhabited by a large population of people's from the island of Puerto Rico hence its nickname of Amsterico, causing coupled with a large population of white trash the highest rate of welfare use and heavy hard drug use in New York(except NYC). Also the county it is in has the one of the highest tax rates in the country.

Yo, lets go to Amsterico? Na that place is a shit whole.

by Mike "Lil John" Jones July 23, 2010

Amsterdam

Capital of The Netherlands, known as Jamaica of Europe because of it's tolerant (soft)drugs policy. The best example for any major city and an extremely nice place to be at.

My time in Amsterdam was really fucking great, I only wish I'd remembered something

by Jan-Peter Balkenende April 8, 2004

amsterdamage

A state of extreme dehydration after consuming too much marijuana, a condition often associated with people who attend the Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam.

"Dude, I got so high at the Cannibas Cup, but I had amsterdamage out the ass!"

"You should have drank some more water!"

by ethan7778 October 7, 2009

assterbater

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.

Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!

by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008

amsterdoggin

Anyone from OUTSIDE of amsterdam (aka a tourist) that goes around to all the coffee shops to get high on whatever weed strains they want. The core of "amsterdoggin" is that you go around to all the different shops that your wallet can possibly afford.

Hey man, wanna go amsterdoggin this summer? We'll hit up all the hot spots there.

by DexterMeth March 28, 2008

Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

Amsterdank

Extremely high-quality marijuana. This term carries more weight when used by someone who actually traveled to Amsterdam and sampled their fine cannabis for him/herself.

This weed is beyond fantastic... this is Amsterdank !

by dazed.konfuzed June 16, 2010