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the visual impairment caused by playing too much Guitar Hero, DJ Hero, Band Hero, or Rock Band that makes it seem like the background and foreground are melting while the middle-ground stays still.

this symptom nearly always falls in conjunction with, but is not exclusively tied too any of the following: dizziness, Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, loss of friends, loneliness, virginity, false feelings of self accomplishment, pretending to know how to pretend to play the guitar, turntables, drums, etc.. excessive use of air-drums, air-guitar, amateurish beat boxing, and or scratching motions with one's middle and forefingers.

if someone you know is experiencing activision, DON'T PANIC!! chances are they are not your friend anyway and it is recommended that a doctor be consulted before realizing that there isn't shit you can do about it short of mercilessly, but lovingly beating them with their own plastic instruments. this will cure the activision, and leave you feeling satisfied and relieved.
inflicted: "woah... the room looks like its melting"

person: "that's called activision. it happened because youve been in a dark room for 5 hours trying to beat "through the fire and the flames" on expert and didnt stop to give your eyes a rest"
by He who knows many things February 21, 2010
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Cut and Paste Activist

A recent phenomena that has increased with the popularity of Facebook where individuals who used to mail out chain letters can now show their friends how much they "care" by simply cutting & pasting a status update about a hot political or social issue. It is clear that this person really cares based on the "effort" dedicated to the cause. God forbid they actually volunteer some of their time or donate a few bucks to the cause - no they've made the ultimate sacrifice of select, copy & paste & we're all better thanks to their efforts.
The whole Casey Anthony verdict has the Cut and Paste Activists going bat shit crazy on Facebook.
by Truthteller1629 July 30, 2011
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Armchair activist

A blowhard who claims to strongly support or oppose a cause, but instead of donating their time, they spend it on social media calling out others for not doing more.
"Paul blathers on and on about gay rights, yet he's never been to a Pride Day event. What an armchair activist. "
by Beanwaffle3 July 19, 2020
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Activision

A lack of foresight for the consequences of tremendously stupid Ideas.
Greg decided to get drunk and run naked through the cactus patch last night. Cases of activision like that are gonna kill him one day
by Bluepwner July 8, 2010
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Facebook Activist Syndrome

;a contagious disease where a person over facebook believes they are saving the world by sharing a video

;the act of posting videos over facebook believing you are changing the world, charactarized by dramatic statuses and creating facebook groups

;making a big deal over facebook on something one doesnt understand or know anything about
;watching KONY video and catching a case of Facebook Activitst Syndrome. *share to everyone, make a dramatic status about it, cry about it, make a facebook group, pretend to have made a difference* meanwhile not knowing anything about it or even being able to point it out on a map.

Facebook Activist: "I am going to save the world with this share"
Person: "Looks like youve got Facebook Activist Syndrome"
by Anti-Facebook Activist June 19, 2012
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durag activity

bro robbed a whole store, he on durag activity.
by david_staurco June 15, 2021
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Activision

A corporation known for it's "fail-a-tude" in releasing titles like the Call of Duty series that the little fanboys buy, knowning it's going to be a piece of garbage that was rushed for release. In retrospect, it means "shit happens".
Dave: Dude, I just shot this guy in the face and I died! I hate this lag on Black Ops!

Fred: That's called Activision, bro. Learn to play.
by razorinflux February 22, 2011
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