Time accelerates

When Made in Heaven is in action and you are about to die.

Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.

"Time accelerates", Enrico Pucci, 2011.

by the Sun is a deadly March 29, 2022

Accelerator Extraphysics

Accelerator extraphysics is a branch of applied extraphysics, concerned with designing, building and operating extraphysical particle accelerators. As such, it can be described as the study of motion, manipulation and observation the charged extraphysical particle beam and their interaction with accelerator structures by extraphysical electromagnetic fields. And the possibilty of find any extraphysical signals and evidences on classical particle accelerators such as seeing if it is possible to detect extraphysics in classical physics ways.

"Accelerator extraphysics in an interesting branch of extraphysics, it might be really good to find out if extraphysics can affect the physical level or not, such as find extraphysical evidences in objective ways."

"Accelerator extraphysics will be one of the first steps on the study of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysics as a whole, mainly as the experimentation of extraphysics in an objective way."

by Full Monteirism March 3, 2021

Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021

acceleration

the rate of change of velocity per unit of time.

a car accelerating from rest experiences a change in velocity over a specific time interval, meaning it has a positive acceleration.

by Arminkshipper August 16, 2025

Keon accelerant

Used to describe someone who convinces an individual in a roast battle to bounce back prior to being roasted using several phrases. These phrases include: “You going to let that slide?” and “I would not take that I were you.”

Jacob, being the keon accelerant he is, made Aides and Evan’s small argument turn into a fight.

by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025

Accelerator

Known as the 1st ranked level 5 in all of academy city, he's the truest villain of em all and he's a cold blooded killer............. With a soft spot for his loli sidekick (last order), he has the ability to control vectors such as momentum, heat and electricity and can even redirect the flow of blood in one's body with a single touch resulting in their organs exploding from the inside and yes he can stomp Goku's ass and can solo the dragon ball universe with the exception of angels and the Omni Kings

Bad guy no. 1 : *kidnaps last order*
Bad guy no. 2 : "are you fucking insane?! Oh we're so dead... Accelerator is gonna mince us!"

by Accel November 28, 2021

Accelerated Learning Experience

An experience reserved for people with 130+ IQ, or ADHD patients.
To use this method, one must assign one of his computer speaker to play mozart on 2x speed and the other speaker to play either a religious text or some other text that they want to learn.

Search up "Accelerated Learning Experience" and you will be enlightened.

Jack: Your roommate has a final right? Is he studying right now?
James: No, he practiced Accelerated Learning Experience 3 hours earlier and finished studying within 5 minutes

by __DSG__ March 9, 2024