avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

by MustardDump August 14, 2017

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Black Avocado

A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle

Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons

by The Black Moose June 07, 2010

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Dreamy avocado

A word used to describe anything that is goofy or cringe and left in the past. Example: A YouTube channel called dreamy avocado would be considered a goofy and cringe YouTube channel

Person 1 "Look at the dreamy avocado

YouTube channel!"
Person 2 "haha IKR! So goofy"
Person 3 "say that again," *grabs gun* "I dare u"

by Urmommia June 25, 2023

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Nikocado Avocado

The largest single body in existence devouring millions of food everyday, slowly killing himself in the inside.Nikocado Avocado is secretly dream and a controversy of he hacking in a speedrun.Nikocado Avocado is fatherless and may not be a gigachad.He is almost 400 lbs (181 kg) and is slowly eating himself alive.

I am watching Nikocado Avocado because I’m not a chad.

by Cool74+a August 20, 2022

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Nikocado Avocado

A morbidly obese man that makes Youtube videos of him wasting food and acting like a fucking baby and gets mad at whoever makes a video saying something rude about him. Oh and he has a Mexican boyfriend named Orlin who he gets into slap fights and arguments with him. And mistreats him.

There is this one dude by the name of Nikocado Avocado that acts like a baby

by ErikTheEliminator151 December 16, 2022

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