Nicocado Avocado

A fat obese child predator who eats everyday and is killing itself slowly that has no life.

Nicocado Avocado eats food everyday for some stupid reason.

by iloveeatingfatstuff April 10, 2023

Dreamy avocado

A word used to describe anything that is goofy or cringe and left in the past. Example: A YouTube channel called dreamy avocado would be considered a goofy and cringe YouTube channel

Person 1 "Look at the dreamy avocado

YouTube channel!"
Person 2 "haha IKR! So goofy"
Person 3 "say that again," *grabs gun* "I dare u"

by Urmommia June 25, 2023

avocado man

A name given to a total hunk who loves sex.

"He's such an avocado man"
"He can be my Mr avocado man"

by fjeogjreikog;veafmjio March 1, 2017

Sweet Home Avocado Burger

A burger that comes with avocado

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Home Avocado Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

fresh avocado

a new item selling at the fast food restaurant 'del taco'

pronounced: "freesh ava-ca-dew"

vine by: gasoleen

"come to del taco, they've got a new thing called, fresha, fresh avocado! fresh avocado!"

by chantheflop June 30, 2016

avocado

An indisputably awesome food that is versatile, healthy, and manly. Useful in salads, Mexican food, baked potatoes, sex, omelettes, and even popcorn. Also invaluable in a vegetarian/vegan diet. 95 percent of avocados grown in the US come from California.

Should be considered the most MANLY FOOD EVER due to these facts:

At one point, it was also known as the alligator pear. Your penis is already jealous.

Its name is derived from the Aztec word for testicle.

A small avocado provides one's body with more usable protein than a huge steak because the proteins in the steak are deranged and mostly unavailable to the liver.

Women love it on their faces.

NOTE: Despite the belief of some, the so-called "popular belief" that the avocado is a vegetable is (1) not common at all, and (2) better applied to the more common and wimpy tomato. Hence, the use of the term "avocado" to describe a homosexual who appears heterosexual is misplaced and not warranted.

Actually, us vegans get MORE protein. Props to avocados.

You made guacamole?! I love you!

by AlqSeegs B September 26, 2010

Avocado Game

A friendly game between close peers where contestants compete to shove as many avocados as they can into their ass holes. It is said by many that this game results in many cases of intense anal gaping ability. For those who enjoy anal, this game suits them very well and is the ideal tactic for making "anal diameter gains."

"I played the avocado game with Logan and Parsa. Logan shoved 11 up his ass and Parsa shoved 11 too. I fuckin lost!"
"Sucks for you bro, I feel your pain."

by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014