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pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.
"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"
by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013
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Atthow

A word frequently used in Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam and China that translates roughly to the English word "asshole". The main difference being that atthow is not necessarily an insult and can simply be a method of referring to a person or an object, when the speaker has limited English skills.
"Hey atthow, you need taxi?" ;

"You bad man, you atthow." ;

"You pay money bad man. You pay money atthow."
by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011
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Atow

A very famous invadedlands player/air breather known for legit being a random to the community. He legit sucks at jokes and no one fucking likes him
Look at that guy he da next atow
by 25cps November 13, 2020
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Attorney

A legislator-in-training who hopes to grow up to be a real politician some day. See job security.
Most legilators either have been, or eventually become attorneys, who practice the very law that legislators write, leading to a horrific conflict of interest between the two professions, by which government of the people is by the attorneys, for the attorneys.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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atto

Lazy name for a furry that has chosen an otter for his/her "sona".
Atto is a cunt.
by chef_Gordon_Ramsay May 14, 2018
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Attorney General

An Attorney General is when a doctor is giving you a prostate exam and he stimulates it to the point of pleasure and release. It's an acronym for Anal G-spot
I went to the doctor yesterday and had a visit with the Attorney General.
by Dr. Feelgooder October 30, 2013
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Attorney

Someone who encourages another person (usually, a friend) to pursue illegal, socially unacceptable, and/or dangerous activities. The encouraged activity will usually result in damage or suffering to the encouraged party, eliciting good times and hilarity for the attorney and other spectators.

This use originated in the Hunter Thompson book "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" which was later adapted into a film by Terry Gilliam.
As your attorney, I advise you to blow off work and get ripped with me.

As your attorney, I advise you to smoke 10 bowls in a row and then ride your bike down this steep hill.
by dodmedium March 22, 2012
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