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armenian

Armenian's are a small but highly talented, intelligent, and above all a passionate race of people. They've had the historically significant misfortune of being the first Christian nation, to be surrounded on all sides by Muslims(Turkey to the East, Iran to the South, Azerbaijan to the West). They draw their strength from their identity and their history. Their history is ancient and full of pain and suffering, they were victims of Genocide before the word was invented by Raphael Lemkin. They are united by the spilled blood of their ancestors, if not by their religion, language, food, and culture. They cannot be destroyed as Turkey already knows. They will live on and they will prosper.
An example of an Armenian is William Saroyan, Charles Aznavour, and many other highly talented individuals from a very small population. Amazing how many talented and intelligent people come from such a small population.
by georgei May 9, 2007
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Armenian Armageddon

Did you hear that Jimmy had a Armenian Armageddon on the snowday?
by MELLO MIKE January 27, 2018
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Armenian Combover

When an Armenian combs his back hair over a body part to replicate a hair style or facial hair style.
Dude, Vaz totally did an Armenian Combover for Movember...
by Panera Lover November 1, 2011
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Armenian Super Soaker

When a woman hangs from a spinning ceiling fan while urinating.
Sammy was bored one day so she decided to give my room the old Armenian Super Soaker.
by whatnameisnottaken? July 15, 2011
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Armenian Vibrator

A pager set on vibrate. As the popularity of cell phones went through the roof, Armenian men who owned pager shops had nothing else do with all the extra overhead.
Did you here Kris Humphries was given the sacred Kardashian Armenian Vibrator, which is stored in OJ's glove, upon he and Kim's wedding night.
by Roy Nirom October 30, 2011
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Armenian

Bread lovers at their finest. People who live for the sole purpose of eating bread. They do not care for others.
I am Armenian and I love bread.
by Andre2698 September 18, 2017
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armenia

A country that was pretty much screwed over when the Turks invaded and killed everybody, but nobody seems to give a shit.
I am Armenian-Irish.
by Hi my name is Roxi January 21, 2006
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