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Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.
Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.
Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
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