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afterbro

1. The chill afterglow of an intense bromantic moment.

2. When you and your bro are being hella bromantic and then you realize it and throw down a "no homo" but the look in your eyes is like "i wanna be inside you, homes".

3. When you and your bro are having a bromance and your both like "BRO!" and then you start to chill out again like "bro..."
--Bro#2 sinks a shot in beer pong--
Bro#1: BRO!
Bro#2: BRO!!
--bro hug--
--bros stare deeply into each others eyes--
Bro#1: Bro...
Bro#2: Bro.
Bro#3: That was an intense afterbro, bro. It's chill tho.
by THE AFROCALYPSE June 15, 2010
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Afterbirth+

One of the 3 DLC's from The Binding Of Isaac

If you like to be challenged and to face a different challenge every time you start a new game, be prepared to enjoy this thing like nothing else.

McMillen announced The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth, the first expansion for Rebirth, in February 2015. Afterbirth added items, enemies, alternate floors and bosses, and endings (including Greed Mode, which differs from the main game and is reportedly more difficult).
Person 1: Afterbirth+ is one of the best roguelikes/bullet hell games ever made. A perfect game for a mobile/handheld such as the Switch. A little bit pricey at $39.99, but it is currently on sale at $29.99, and even if it wasn't, I would still recommend it wholeheartedly. 10/10. No question.

Person 2: this dlc is bad
by jobeism April 30, 2023
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afterbirth

A dry, medium-sized fart that is expelled minutes after taking a shit.
Having finished his bowel movement, Sebastian rejoined the party. Minutes later, he let out a smelly, good sounding fart. He told everyone, "It's just some afterbirth."
by The Stain December 15, 2008
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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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afterbreath

The smell, distinct from the taste, of someone’s breath after eating out their girl.
Man, she tasted amazing last night, but my afterbreath smelled like a rotten fart.
by Gmoosedawg July 9, 2019
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fecal afterbirth

The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.

This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."

You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010
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Afterbirther

Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!

Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"

Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
by bkn May 22, 2011
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