Noose bait

A racial slur for any member of the African American race. Used mainly by white people in parts of Kentucky but not looked upon as necessarily racist because of its comedic value.

If I could just wiish one thing for my daughter it would be that she doesn't grow up chasing noose bait.

by djscottpeterson July 23, 2010

headphone noose

The tangle of your headphones around your neck when you wake up after falling asleep listening to music. While never proven to be fatal, it definately freaks those who wake up with headphone nooses out. A very stressful start to the day, the stress can only be alleviated with snus

Vinny: Dude i woke up in the worst mood
Hayley: Why?
Vinny: I woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the shitty playlist i fell asleep to
Hayley: I feel you, snus it up and sweat it off

by Frenchperiod7 June 2, 2011

noose me

A phrase where a person will only say it when they are in such a dellemer.

"I can't believe I just missed that shot, noose me."

by Slick Stick January 20, 2017

Slip the noose

To skillfully avoid getting married.

Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!

by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022

tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.

We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

noose move

when two or more people trying to kill themselves by hanging but someone leaves in the middle

person one: have you heard koren hang himself yesterday

person two: yea i heard mike was supposed to join him but he did a noose move and left

by AHumanoidNugget April 29, 2021

Deuce-Noose

A deuce-noose is the act of shitting on some one's neck then lightly choking the same person. This is usually done during sex with a agreeable partner and not meant to be a means to murder.

I met this girl at the bar last night that was into some weird s&m type shit. Literally she wanted me to give her a deuce-noose.

by TGFL STRAWBERRY December 5, 2018