by tobybuscus December 09, 2011
A List of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality The internet Is never a safe place and You cannot Protect yourself In it.
(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!
(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum
kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!
(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian
(Inreality)
kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you
internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies
kid: Yay now can be Safe!
(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum
kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!
(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian
(Inreality)
kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you
internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies
by Wolfu March 16, 2016
"Why did you send a picture of your wall?"
"I'm just sending my daily safety snap to keep the snap streaks alive."
"Ah right, makes sense."
"I'm just sending my daily safety snap to keep the snap streaks alive."
"Ah right, makes sense."
by kcdah October 08, 2016
Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.
by Northern1 April 07, 2011
Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.
Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"
by katieiscool? August 26, 2009
Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".
"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".
by CrazyCraig1 November 25, 2012
A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.
Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."
by Ensoe August 14, 2005