Schnitzel Bitch

Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.

I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.

One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.

by ChipSlap February 2, 2005

schnitzel slice

The act of committing peen chop

I will commit schnitzel slice if you don’t stop

by SWT Cracker April 7, 2019

karate schnitzel

1. Tenacious D song
2. (Kyle Gass ate it)

KARATE SCHNITZEL
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!

by karate schnitzel June 1, 2006

Schnitzel burger

It's a half Czech and half Hungarian delicatesy consisting of chicken, lettuce, tomatoes and bread cake. Sometimes mistaken for common chicken burger however true schnitzel burger is only eaten by burger specialists.

Davidla just made me nicest Schnitzel burger ever.

by ReaLShizzleBurger August 22, 2012

French Schnitzel

The act when a women shoves either a slim jim or other form of beef jerky into her vaginal cavities while she is having her period and having a man lick and or eat the entire blood covered snack.

Dude last night my girlfriend gave me a taste of her French Schnitzel

by Mikehal October 9, 2008

weiner schnitzel

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )

That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.

by That.Scandanavian January 30, 2009

Schnitzel on a stick

a thin slice of meat fried in fat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer on a stick

Schnitzel
Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick
"No more spoons, use your hands!"
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
"Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your leiderhosen!"
Schnitzel the favorite treat
The stick that's served with dough and meat
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too!
Schnitzel me and schnitzel you!"
"To sing on stage has been my dream
Or even at the movie screen"
"I want to sell the bunion cream
To be a German Charlie Scheen"
"I want to be a yodel man
To sing with Happy Yodel band"
"To miss this dream would make sick
But for now I serve the schnitzel stick!"
"They'll taste good!"
(They'll taste good)
"Meat and stick"
(Meat and stick)
"Raid that fridge"
(Raid that fridge)
"For the schnitzel stick!"
(For schnitzel stick!)
Schnitzel the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
"Eat them to grow big and thick
It's a schnitzel on a stick!
It's a schnitzel on a stick!"

by King Yemma December 13, 2020