69

A number which no one can act mature about.

Math teacher: Michael, could you please give us the answer to question number 69?

Students: all giggle and laugh

Math teacher: *shakes head* You guys are so immature...

by anothergirlwithissues June 20, 2023

$69

When an ad sells something for $69

Ad: Buy now for the low price of $69!
Me: 69 haha funny number

by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020

69

A form of oral sex where all involed get some at the same time. Great to do you both get extremely horny and it all gets better.

Yo, me and the quartedback last night did some 69 and damn was it hot. I sucked and sucked better than I ever have before while he cummed all over my face and he licked me and licked me, wow, next time he wins I will be glad to 69 him some more!

by Lannie Marie February 20, 2009

69

The thing i did with your girlfriend last night

69 is awesome and dont be offended

by SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT January 18, 2011

69

The jersey number commonly worn by the fattest guy on every football team.

Billy Bob is fat, so he wears the 69 jersey to boost his sex appeal.

by futbol_fan January 31, 2010

69

when 2 partners give oral pleasureing on top of each other at the same exact time.

69 man eats the taco (vagina, pussy, cave, etc..) and while woman sucks on the straw (penis, dick, hot-dog, tube-steak, meat, etc..). you see how the 6 and the 9 are upside the mean cock suck and pussy lick.

by slg gabbard April 22, 2006

69

a strenuous activity in which a male must lick a female's lower body opening in order to pleasure her while the female can easily access his dodongo and enjoy sucking on it, forcing the male to have to concentrate on the sensations he is receiving in his penis while also on the sensations he is trying to help his partner achieve

i had it rough last night......69

Let's do 69!

How bout we pleasure each other orally by you sucking my penis and I eat your vagina for dinner?

by Charlie Batch December 05, 2009