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911 there's someone in my bed 

When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.
"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*
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911, what's your emergency? 

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.
*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

911 Killer

A High performance vehicle that will outrun, outhandle, outperform any series of Porsche 911 vehicles.
That new 2006 C-6 Corvette is so fast and handles so awesome that it is definitely a 911 Killer!!
911 Killer by arlinm November 28, 2005
Bro I about 911'd this fool in his grill piece last night!
911'd by PackBros July 29, 2016
Pronounced nine one one ing to sence an emergency or to panic.
When John saw that bear coming he started 911 ing.
911 ing by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2010
A person who is beautiful, but who always says something stupid/crazy/annoying. He/she is called such, because, much like 911, when he/she opens his/her mouth, the whole world changes.
I love to look at Mary, but when she opens her mouth, i lose all interest.

dude, she's a 911-mouth.
911-mouth by apoxy September 30, 2012

911 cum run 

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building
make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!