1-800 eieio

Phone number defining a hayseed jackass

1-800 eieio mother fucker

by Kjar April 10, 2011

1-800-TACOSEX

A 1-800 number that is always busy...

I Called 1-800-TACOSEX and it was busy.

by trumpetenthusiastextrodinaire October 4, 2005

1-800-BWNAGE

1. A number that is dialed up when someone has entered the zone. (bwnage is another word for owned or pwned)

2. Also used as an expression to display your thorough domination

1. Guy: Aw yea 10 kill streak dial it up dude. 1-800-BWNAGE!

2. Man, 1-800-BWNAGE! That's six 3-pointers in a row!

by Neilous3535 February 15, 2009

1-800-Cha-Ching

1. Meaning Chinese Restaurant or Asian food.
2. 1-800 is simply meaning a number also used in 1-800-hot-linebling

1. YO MY ASIAN CALL 1-800-Cha-Ching
2. The number is 1-800-???

by chicken_fillet March 16, 2016

1-800 collect

to collect phone numbers from women.

Lets play 1-800 collect 2nite.

by K-Ville Playa080808 May 13, 2005

1-800-own-a-stud

A man whom you now "own" but initially rented from 1-800-rent-a-stud. After the initial 90 day trial period, you decided he was a keeper. Besides, the finance options were just too good to pass up. All payments on your rent-a-stud are now applied to your own-a-stud....and he's worth every damn penny!

I'm telling you, Darlene. My 1-800-rent-a-stud turned out to far exceed my expectations. I even pawned my Grandmother's ring just so I could afford the 1-800-own-a-stud option. But he was worth ever cent!

by irisisalive November 29, 2010

call 1-800

A phrase that someone tells you when you need to get a pet bird. It can be also used in a commercial selling a product, or an advice line. Such as the suicide hotline, and it’s commercials about how you need to call the number if you have suicidal thoughts.

Call 1-800-burdens so you can get a better life.

by Pjudge October 26, 2022