3am the fattest bitch on discord.com built like a rolie poly smells like a giraffe and weighs 10 solar masses
person 1: did you just see they discovered a new planet on discord.com called 3am holy shes so big
person 2: yeah I heard she weighs 10 solar masses man what the fuck!
person 2: yeah I heard she weighs 10 solar masses man what the fuck!
by yahfather July 11, 2025
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Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.
Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.
John: "How was your night?"
Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"
John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"
Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"
Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"
John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"
Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"
by TrayManator February 23, 2012
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by burn your fat November 25, 2024
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someone who you can call up at 3 in the morning that will help you bury a body (or just get you out of a shitty situation)
girl 1: hey i just hit my ex with my car
girl 2: say no more, that's what 3am bitches are for
girl 1: oooh ok get it shakespeare
girl 2: say no more, that's what 3am bitches are for
girl 1: oooh ok get it shakespeare
by starrstainedd December 26, 2024
Get the 3am bitch mug.A well-versed term in the fighting game community, for a game to pass this test, the player must realize he has been playing all night and realizes they must get off now
Player notices the clock and goes "Oh.. okay we gotta get off of this now.. this game still passes the 3am test"
by Datnyess December 9, 2023
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