October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019

October 26

Ask your crush out day! It’s ok if you get rejected.

Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it’s october 26
Person 2: Okay

by JoeMama2.0 October 25, 2019

October 26

Best day to ever be born on if you are born on this day you better be happy because you shine brighter than the sky

Rylee: Hey when is your birthday

Friend: October 26th
Rylee: your so lucky
Friend: why
Rylee: October 26th is one of the best days to be born!
Friend: that’s amazing!

by Rylee20091 October 25, 2019

October 26

National go downstairs and make your boyfriend pancakes in bed day

Girlfriend it’s october 26th, you know what that means!

by Longpeeeeen October 26, 2019

October 26

National no underwear day (bras and boxers)

Tyler: hey, i can see you forgot your bra today, jen

Jen: no, i didn’t, its just october 26

by Juice and sqoosh on yt October 25, 2019

October 26

October 26th is national penis day! Celebrate the wonderful pecker between the men’s legs!

You: it’s October 26th! You know what that means! happy national penis day!

Friend: what’s that?

You: the day we appreciate and celebrate the penis!

by BigDaddyBick October 26, 2019

October 26

National cuddle with ur boyfriend/girlfriend day.

O my god I’m so ready to cuddle with my boyfriend tonight since it’s October 26

by Tiktok:devnm_8 October 25, 2019