05-13

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
-Wayne Gretzky ✝ 61-X"

-Michael Scott ✝ 05-13

by Voiceofreason2 January 22, 2025

30/05

May 30 is the day of the savior who will lead the people to the light he himself shines a light so bright people are blinded by that glory it is withheld.

He was born on 30/05 OMG

by Dunnerdundun November 21, 2021

05

he's a pineapple juice bottle isn't he. well anyways he commands the facility he's a important part of the facility and he gets any toy he wants flamethrower.

this piece of pineapple juice is the top of the line commander in the SCP Foundation and has every toy from the foundation and he probably breached like half of the SCPs he probably also recked the foundations main gate and let out ever SCP. don't underestimate this bottle of pineapple juice. he's a good 05 right?

by hjgvfhufejjfjfjjejdjdjjfhhfhhh January 26, 2021

05 January

National Fuck Your Uncle day

hey john! it’s 05 January! national kiss your uncle day! cmere and gimme a smooch!

by theonlybigdude January 5, 2023