05 January

National Fuck Your Uncle day

hey john! it’s 05 January! national kiss your uncle day! cmere and gimme a smooch!

by theonlybigdude January 5, 2023

09/05/1782

If somebody asks you when you're free for a plan and you have no intention of going through with the plan, you can reply with 09/05/1782. In reference to September 5th 1782 - the day when, supposedly, nothing happened.

“We should totally go and watch Pitch Perfect 7! When are you free?”
“09/05/1782...”

by C L G June 29, 2020

05

another word for police

“ oh no the 05 is here “

by ushygushymyputhay April 20, 2021

05-13

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
-Wayne Gretzky ✝ 61-X"

-Michael Scott ✝ 05-13

by Voiceofreason2 January 22, 2025