dog

A mammal that humans tame and breed to make them look cute. Not to be confused with a cat.

I have a pet dog at home right now. She's probably looking out the window to see if I've arrived at home yet.

by kue serabi September 16, 2017

dog

totally not a cat

hi there dog

by Shih tzus June 6, 2018

dog

Dog, not the pet/ animal. It is a word used in sentences to describe something as ‘bullshit’, ‘unfair, or ‘rude’. Usually used to describe a snitch.

For example, instead of “That test was unfair” say “That test was dog!”. Or instead of “You are such a snitch!” say “You are such a dog!”

by LiamTheTroll June 18, 2018

Dog

Dog

I saw Dog

by Follow.thatreallyweirdcat.onig November 8, 2021

Dog

A canine pack animal who loves human companionship.
Eats cats. Can take down large game. Doesn't sleep all day. Guards the house. Slobbers on the in-laws. Working animal. Easy to train. Happily greets you when you come home. Has good taste in furniture, particularly when eating said furniture.
Most of all, the dog is a great human companion.
Not a cat.

Owner: This is my dog, Butch.
In-law: Oh what a cute- AGH! My shoes!

Owner: Butch, I'm home!!
Butch: *happy greeting*

by Lycanthrope April 9, 2008

dog

needy and lazy and fat and whiney
but we love them to death anyway
dont hurt them, they have feelings too
play with them everyday and and give all your love to them and they will love you unconditionally back

1. dog is a mans best friend

by rikki rian January 30, 2009

dog

n. friend of the same sex, usually male. Derived from the members of the Dogg Pound. pl.: dogs

How've you been, dog? Long time no see!

by Boomer December 15, 1999