Rink Rabies is a disease that affects ultra-competitive hockey parents of youth recreational players who have NHL dreams for their averaged-skilled child. People with rink rabies are known to jump teams, constantly looking for the best winning team. This new team is rarely better than the old one for the mere fact that it is a team and can't just revolve around the ego of one player.
Don't get too close to that new family on our hockey team. They've got a serious case of rink rabies and probably won't be around after one season.
by JohnnaG March 22, 2013
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I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015
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Get the dinky rink mug.Close family that likes to play colonistvoncatan. They are all very small in length, but big in heart. They like to talk a lot especially about things that don't matter. The most of them got a genetic disability with their eyes. They all love music and some of them are 'real' musicians.
They are hard workers, when you get the chance to meet them take it with both of your hands❤️🙌.
They are hard workers, when you get the chance to meet them take it with both of your hands❤️🙌.
Patrick: The rinkies, bad guys that they are...
Rink 1: Well Patrick Patrick Patrick, you can better cook soup of you.
Rink 2: Put him in the washing machine.
Rink 1: Well Patrick Patrick Patrick, you can better cook soup of you.
Rink 2: Put him in the washing machine.
by sjartje August 25, 2019
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