by antiobamanist June 15, 2010

A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022

It is a website for definitions but people decide to make normal stuff weird. For example, penguin. People say its something sexual even though it is just and animal in antartica. bruh.🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
Person: Let me check Urban dictionary for a definition.
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
by ඞd€lie-teh-p3ngu¡n April 24, 2022

A website thay you are currently on right now probably because you have nothing better to do
JUST LIKE ME
JUST LIKE ME
"I would rather look up my name on the urban dictionary and see how sexy people think my name is"
"fuck you i'm going to the urban dictionary instead of Wikipedia
"fuck you i'm going to the urban dictionary instead of Wikipedia
by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019

by isadora malcom i'm 7yr old November 18, 2017

A sped initiative for severely autistic kids, trying to string together community guidelines that make sense.
by Dihhead September 28, 2025

by -_-_-_-_LOL_-_-_-_- April 15, 2019
