Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
Get the faux jackmug. by Michael cheese December 21, 2018
Get the Jackmug. by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020
Get the Kobe jackmug. A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019
Get the Jack Hemsleymug. by PappaJackii May 5, 2020
Get the Jackmug. The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
Get the Headphone Jackmug. by Brady click July 7, 2018
Get the Jack in the boxmug.