Fuck in the Fart

This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.

"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."

"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"

"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."

by CockCousteau October 23, 2012

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Fuck Jacket

A Condom.

"A Fuck Jacket is a critical defense against Unwanted Pregnancy."

"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."

by Smoker_Buddy June 20, 2012

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fuck it forward

When ending a romantic relationship with someone you are not into in as much as they are they become hurt and sad. That person no longer trust romantic endeavors and mends their broken heart by screwing the next person they date. Inevitably, you yourself will be fucked over by someone else, so goes the circle of broken hearts, you fuck it forward.

I just broke up with Scott, he seems sad, well whatever, fuck it forward.

by Yominxdude January 4, 2012

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Shovel Fuck

When the speaker goes too far with a topic and begins to dig him/herself into a hole. This speaker also must be screwing themselves out of something that they want. So in short, the speaker is digging themselves into a hole and fucking themselves out of something at the same time.

I just Shovel Fucked myself!

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Oh man, you just shovel fucked yourself!

by DGibson February 28, 2011

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