ask me about my penis

If anyone is confused and wants to know about your penis you simply say "ask me about my penis"
Hey bro ask me about my penis, well what's there to ask about your penis I can't say anything when it's down my throat
by trippy dippy January 17, 2023
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Chicken penis

The tastiest part of a chicken wig
"I just finished the rest of the chicken wing so time to eat the chicken penis."
by Rae buggles September 06, 2020
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penis school

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!
by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023
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Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
by A lil bit of chicken fried November 08, 2019
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Penis smuggler

A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.
by Chicle man June 03, 2020
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post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend February 08, 2016
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Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.
John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.
by Bitches420 February 16, 2021
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