by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

by dontuseUrName February 17, 2021

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.
guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes
by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
by elbest696 November 24, 2021

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

A cheese tooth is similar to a sweet tooth, except that instead of liking sweets, you like Milk, Cheese, Yogurt, and Cow Beef like Steak, Cheeseburgers and more. You can have a Sweet Tooth, a Cheese Tooth, or both.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 5, 2024
