Ball Sack Fail

(adjective)- originally derived from when a transsexual male wears woman jeans and you can clearly see their balls bulging out in the "groin" area. This definition leads into what is know officially known as a ball sack fail:

(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.

Examples of a Ball Sack fail include (but are not limited too): Having sex with a person contracting herpes/getting in an accident with a car that isn't yours/ or giving the fat drunk chick your number at a party.

by eastcoastd January 19, 2011

wiener balls cum

actual facts my nigga

nigga 1: last night I had sex with that cute girl

nigga 2: did she make ur wiener balls cum?

nigga 1: facts

by benzxp January 16, 2021

bowling ball with legs

Some chick who is utterly to fat for the clothes she is wearing.

Clear a path... Clear a path... Move out of the fucking way for that BOWLING BALL WITH LEGS!

by sobriety sucks October 24, 2007

Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"

Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"

by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020

wrecking ball pizza

that moment when you find yourself masturbating to Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball and you wrap a pizza around your dick

when paul walked in daves house he cought dave doing the wrecking ball pizza

by a crazy guy December 29, 2015

Finesse my balls

When you want someone to hook up with your balls.

Her head rocks back and forth as she finesses my balls.
She literally won’t leave me alone, all she wants to do is finesse my balls.
When I got the call my grandma died, my girl was finessing my balls.

by B1G BaLLS December 5, 2017

Karaoke Blue Balls

The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."

You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.

by DJChameleon January 4, 2011