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Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
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penis

a small or big log connected to a boys body
damn he has a big penis
by kentrellyyc November 17, 2022
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homoorectuse penis

Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit
omg you have a homoorectuse penis
by cracker slacker May 10, 2017
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Skinny Penis

Skinny penis is another playground insult terms for a Weak penis that doesn't have any energy and will passed out after 3 second when you trying to make some woo woo on the trampoline with your sex partner Worst than pussy Or when your friends just want to insult you.
"Ugh! You skinny penis!"

"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"

"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"

"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"

"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
by blissfulSkinnyPenis December 1, 2018
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Penis Beetle

by Inni84 June 17, 2024
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Peni

The one true plural for penis.
"Hey, were you at the party last night?"
"Man I was in the middle of it. Jake and his 5 other friends had some crazy peni."
by anonymous April 13, 2025
mugGet the Penimug.

Penis

A game kids play to tell the loudest penis!
by Zaydaddy33 November 17, 2020
mugGet the Penismug.

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