National Hands down panties month 

For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.

Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”

National Hands down panties month by SecondarySchoolVibes October 31, 2019

National Skip School Day 

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

National Skip School Day by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

National slag day by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019

National Pajonalds day 

Go to Macdonald's in your PJs with your friends after getting baked with them the night before

Hey you coming to my house tonight? Tomorrow is National Pajonalds [Day

National Pajonalds day by Imamess November 1, 2019

National Behind The House Day 

A day, which is everyday, where you and your loved one make out behind a house

Abi its national behind the house day let's go fuck

National Behind The House Day by Peepeepapa November 1, 2019

National lonley day 

A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.

Mom: you need to get a girlfriend

Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit

National lonley day by Grandma bertha November 1, 2019

National Knupper Day 

November 1st, also know as National Knupper day, is a holiday celebrated around the world to recognize the famous Knupper’s. These special creatures are very rare which is why this holiday is going to place as of November 1st, 2019 to recognize the Knupper and to keep it from going extinct.

Joe: Hey, it’s November 1st!
Hentley: You mean National Knupper day?

National Knupper Day by Albruins November 1, 2019