kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 03, 2013
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on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business
“He drives like he’s on monkey”

He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey”
by on monkey April 05, 2024
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Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.
Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard
by Silent humor December 13, 2019
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brawl monkey

A martial artist or any fighter fixated on only fighting and not the logistics of it in terms of safety, practicality, or morally.

They only like to fight for the sake of fighting.
"Dude Declan was wondering if you wanted to spar later today?"
"Hell no, he's a brawl monkey I don't want to end up in the hospital"
by Howl'sLeftNut April 04, 2024
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Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.
John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.
by Melek February 04, 2015
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