Doing a Coulton

Ignoring your best friends in a group chat

Ahhh classic Brandon, he’s doing a coulton on us!!!

by Spider-Sambo February 15, 2022

You didn’t do this right

When someone doesn’t do something right. Or does something left.

You didn’t do this right

by Lalisa Manoban June 17, 2020

Do Van Tuan Tu

a common name in Vietnam, used to describe a weirdo

Hey! Do you know that guy over there. He's Do Van Tuan Tu Oh My God

by Shin Suketa December 29, 2022

can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.

Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"

by von groovy July 19, 2024

doing a download

Taking a shit

He has been in the bathroom a long time. He must be doing a download

by pablowisdom December 25, 2016

han g do

very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.

han g do is my favorite slow person

by khunnary November 21, 2021

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021