take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

One

Worry I do…
All the what ifs…
That make my head spin…
All the words I have written for you…

What if them you never see…
Probably a few I would be okay with them never to be..
It has been a rough ride these past weeks…
As if I am on a trampoline…
Up then down…

Up then down…
How I love the ups…

I remind myself…
The what ifs matter none…
As my love for you…
Can never be undone…

Posts or no posts…
I love you…
The most…
Always…

Faith I just have to have…
If not for tomorrow…
For the tomorrows yet to come…
Someday… we will be one❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 January 7, 2024

Moe Dockis One

The cutest cat ever, an all white cat with three black dots on its head and has an all black tail. Moe Dockis Oneis adorable, hilarious, etc😺😸😹😻😽🐱🐯🦁

Oh wow that’s not Moe Dockis One, I feel bad for you because you don’t have her. LOL!!! 😂😂😂

by Moe Dockis Ones Owner October 1, 2018

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 8, 2023

real ones only

The phrase 'real ones only' is most commonly used in a Snapchat 'smo' and is another way of saying only loyal tings

*+++ the stunner up real ones only*

by trap hoe April 3, 2024

Experiment of one

I’ve become particularly impressed with AI and especially one called Poe (and its bot assistants). This is an edited definition* of one this AI-powered chatbot churned out in a matter of seconds:

An "experiment of one" refers to a type of experimental design where an individual serves as both the subject and the experimenter. In this type of experiment, the individual tests a hypothesis or investigates a research question by manipulating variables and observing the outcomes on themselves. It is a self-experimentation approach that allows individuals to gather data and draw conclusions based on their own experiences.

Examples of Experiment of One:
1. Personal Health and Lifestyle: An individual may conduct an experiment of one to test the effects of different diets, exercise routines, or sleep patterns on their own health and well-being.
2. Cognitive Performance: Someone might investigate the impact of various study techniques, memory strategies, or environmental factors on their own cognitive performance through an experiment of one.
3. Productivity and Time Management: An individual may experiment with different productivity techniques, work schedules, or task prioritization methods to optimize their own productivity and time management skills.
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I can't do better than that, but I will add that this is sometimes abbreviated as "n=1" or "n of 1."

*Only edited for length — the original was too long for Urban Dictionary’s space parameters.

In an **experiment of one**, Dr. Kessler tested his willpower by buying two gooey chocolate chip cookies that he didn't plan to eat. (Source: "How the Food Makers Captured Our Brains." Tara Parker-Pope. New York Times.

An oft-used phrase is "Each of us is an **experiment of one**."

by Emerald Evergreen June 6, 2024

One Twenty

A one to one meeting where the organiser does not turn up

My boss pulled a one twenty on me. I turned up for a meeting that they organised and they told me after they forgot all about it and will have to rebook

by Cartlings29 March 29, 2019