Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

friendageddon

When you post an inflammatory or highly offensive message to social media and a large number of people unfriendly you.

I got mad the other day and committed friendageddon going off on anti-vaxxers.

by Fail4Effect November 17, 2016

Friend

Someone you can take food from without them getting mad.

James ate his friend Arthur's lunch.

by Swagguru111 November 20, 2016

Friend

What a girl (Tori) says when she is trying to hide what guy (Joey) she really likes.

Joey is just my friend

by Joey is Tori's "friend" June 14, 2016

Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.

When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.

by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Frieds

Fried fries

Person 1) hey can I have some fries?
Person 2) sure, fried or baked?
Person 1) so you're after Frieds then

by That_chica July 24, 2016

Friend zone

Brendamn Robbins

Friendzone:
If you are bren then you are in the friend zoneand or guardian zone and you are living the life of loneliness and solitary.

by Nosorrybestfriend December 3, 2016